22
Apr

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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22
Apr
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22
Apr

toukos:

things to ACTUALLY call ur partner:

  • dork
  • nerd
  • weeb
  • big gay
  • son
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22
Apr

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

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22
Apr

buckyderp:

not-safe-for-earth:

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

OH MY HEART

'Do you wanna punch a Nazi? It kinda has to be a Nazi.'

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22
Apr

nathanwillett:

Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.

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22
Apr

zenalien:

misscannabliss:

l0stkeys:

Live Moss Carpet is a soft grass carpet that thrives from the few drops of water you leave behind when stepping out of the shower or bath.

holy fuck

yesss please

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22
Apr

thesassyblacknerd:

tarynel:

l20music:

Shes a keeper. Lol

His face! Lol

Steve Harvey is useful for one thing…. Great reaction gifs.

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22
Apr

animalstalkinginallcaps:

JUST BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO THE GROCERY STORE DOESN’T MEAN WE CAN’T HAVE A LITTLE FUN.

STOP WORRYING SO MUCH.

MOST OF THE PYROTECHNICS ARE SAFE ENOUGH FOR A CHILD TO OPERATE.

AND HARDLY ANYONE’S EVER DIED PARASAILING.

BASICALLY, WE DON’T LIKE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE UNLESS WHATEVER WE’RE DOING RESEMBLES AN OK GO VIDEO.

JUST GRAB A HELMET AND GET IN THE CAR.

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22
Apr

fishwrites:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

ARTWORK BY ~

Phobs

those hands are stunning.

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