22
May

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

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22
May

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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22
May

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

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21
May

akorrable:

i have been waiting for this post my entire life

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21
May

growlithed:

reasons why summer is poopy

  • you sweat a lot
  • attractive people in bathing suits
  • you dont have a valid excuse to stay inside
  • people expect you to put on a bathing suit
  • going swimming
  • yardwork
  • theres a glare on your phone
  • the beach
  • you sweat a lot
  • People expect you to socialize
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21
May

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

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being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

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21
May

sarahmouse:

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

I challenge all of you. I can stay there for longer then 45 minutes I know i can.

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21
May
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21
May
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21
May

cantthinkofanameohwell:

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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oh my good god.

This was worth reading.

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