why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
reasons why summer is poopy
- you sweat a lot
- attractive people in bathing suits
- you dont have a valid excuse to stay inside
- people expect you to put on a bathing suit
- going swimming
- yardwork
- theres a glare on your phone
- the beach
- you sweat a lot
- People expect you to socialize
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.
I smell a fucking challenge
Lets do it Jesse
I challenge all of you. I can stay there for longer then 45 minutes I know i can.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.
oh my good god.
This was worth reading.